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Tweet 17023324862
by Johnny on Jun.25, 2010, under Tweets
If you want BP to take fixing the oil leak seriously, seize the oil they are recovering so they stop profiting from it. #rant
Tweet 17013173143
by Johnny on Jun.25, 2010, under Rants, Tweets
Wearing a tight t-shirt to accentuate your rack is very ineffective when your belly protrudes farther… #rant
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by Johnny on Jun.24, 2010, under Tweets
If 1/2 the people spent 1/4 of the time on the BP oil leak as they are spending on finding a new iPhone, the thing would be plugged. #rant
Jim Gaffigan Tweets
by Johnny on Jun.05, 2010, under Tweets
@JimGaffigan: This is how I feel when people yell “Hot Pockets” at me.
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Tweet 9458797957
by Johnny on Feb.22, 2010, under Tweets
Ignorance is bliss. Keep this mind the next time you see a happy person, they just might be ignorant… #rant
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by Johnny on Dec.04, 2009, under Tweets
is treading water in a virtual quagmire of self doubt. #chaoticrants
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by Johnny on Nov.29, 2009, under Tweets
Sending Christmas cards to your Jewish friends is like planting a burning cross in your black friend’s yard. WRONG MOVE! #chaoticrants
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by Johnny on Nov.26, 2009, under Tweets
“Duct Tape” was created by the military and originally called “DUCK Tape”. This was due to it’s waterproofing properties. #chaoticrants
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by Johnny on Nov.11, 2009, under News, Tweets
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by Johnny on Nov.11, 2009, under Tweets
Buffy the Vampire Slayer is pissed that her vampires didn’t sparkle. Talk about making her job easier! #twilightsucks #chaoticrants
